Gooey Gambit
Slime Against Humanity is a pragmatic addition to graveyard and exile strategies. Cast for {2}{G}, it makes a 0/0 green Ooze creature token with trample and then places X +1/+1 counters on it. The value of X is two plus the count of Oozes and other copies of Slime Against Humanity you control in your graveyard and exile. That interaction rewards deliberate deckbuilding around recursion and sacrifice lines while providing a sturdy attacker or blocker for a modest investment.
In play the card doubles as a creature generator and a fuel sink. The initial two counter bonus means you often get a serviceable body without needing a large graveyard presence. Over the course of the game the token scales predictably as you fill graveyard or exile with Ooze cards or additional copies of this sorcery. From a lore angle the ooze feels right at home in Karlov Manor, an unnatural thing born of remnant magics and opportunistic mold, which matches the set theme of secrets that keep returning to haunt the board.
Card Details:
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Mana Cost – {2}{G}
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Card Type – Sorcery
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Card Text / Rules Text (Printed) – Create a 0/0 green Ooze creature token with trample. Put X +1/+1 counters on it, where X is two plus the total number of cards you own in exile and in your graveyard that are Oozes or are named Slime Against Humanity. A deck can have any number of cards named Slime Against Humanity.
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Power / Toughness – Not applicable
