Meathook Massacre — Slow the Board, Profit in Blood
The Meathook Massacre is a control staple from Innistrad Remastered that converts battlefield attrition into a resource. The Legendary Enchantment sits quietly until you pay X and cast it then immediately reduces each creature by X in both stats. That entry effect clears tokens and weak attackers, and the ongoing triggers turn every death into a currency. Play it when the board is congested and watch opposing creatures thin while your life total inches upward with each fallen foe.
As a Mythic in Light Play condition this printing retains the original printed wording from Innistrad Remastered and fits into sacrifice decks, black midrange builds, and any shell that wants a late game reset with incremental value. Experienced pilots will use the X cost to calibrate lethal sweeps while preserving key bodies. Add one to your collection and slot it into grindy lines of play to convert every skirmish into card advantage and life swing.
Card Details:
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Mana Cost – {X}{B}{B}
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Card Type – Legendary Enchantment
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Subtypes –
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Card Text / Rules Text (Printed) – When The Meathook Massacre enters, each creature gets -X/-X until end of turn. Whenever a creature you control dies, each opponent loses 1 life. Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, you gain 1 life.
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Power / Toughness – N A
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Loyalty – N A
