Meathook Massacre
The Meathook Massacre is a compact engine of attrition that turns every skirmish into a ledger of losses and gains. Playing it for {X}{B}{B} clears the board by reducing creature stats that turn, then converts your sacrificial plays into steady life bleed for opponents and incremental recovery for you. This Innistrad Remastered printing in Near Mint condition is a solid pick for midrange black decks and Graveyard synergies, offering a reliable way to close out grinding games while preserving tempo when you need it.
Use The Meathook Massacre to tax token floods and to amplify small trades; it doubles as removal insurance and a life swing mechanic that scales with your board management. The card name carries Innistrad flavor, and the rules are straightforward to read at the table, so it slots easily into both Commander and competitive formats that allow it. Add this Mythic enchantment to a deck that sacrifices creatures or reanimates them and watch incremental value compound turn after turn.
Card Details:
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Mana Cost – {X}{B}{B}
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Card Type – Legendary Enchantment
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Card Text / Rules Text (Printed) – When The Meathook Massacre enters, each creature gets -X/-X until end of turn. Whenever a creature you control dies, each opponent loses 1 life. Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, you gain 1 life.
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