Patchwork Beastie — Stitchbound Menace
Patchwork Beastie arrives from Duskmourn: House of Horror as an uncommon creature that rewards careful board timing and incremental value. The creature's printed abilities make it a compact threat for midrange black decks, trading early tempo for a persistent menace that grows with graveyard activity. Players familiar with attrition lines will appreciate how Patchwork Beastie forces opponents to answer a repeating source of pressure rather than a one shot swing.
The card pairs well with sacrifice fodder and self mill because its enter the battlefield trigger and synergies with reanimation play into the set theme of stitched together horrors. In lore the Beastie is a stitched survivor that remembers fragments of other lives. It works as a utility creature in draft and a tactical piece in Commander for those who want incremental advantage without heavy commitment.
Card Details:
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Mana Cost – {3}{B}
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Card Type – Creature
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Subtypes – Construct Horror
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Card Text / Rules Text (Printed) – When Patchwork Beastie enters the battlefield put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. Whenever Patchwork Beastie or another creature you control dies you may exile that card. If you do return a creature card with smaller converted mana cost from your graveyard to your hand.
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Power / Toughness – 2/3
