Deranged Assistant — Garl's Quiet Workhorse
Deranged Assistant is a compact utility creature that turns spare turns into resource advantage. With a casting cost of {1}{U} and a 1/1 body, this Human Wizard trades little in the air for steady value on the ground. Tap the Assistant to mill a card and generate colorless mana, which makes it a reliable engine piece in decks that leverage the graveyard or need flexible ramp for artifacts and spells. The card reads and plays cleanly; it pairs well with flashback, dredge, and sacrifice synergies.
In Innistrad Remastered lore the flavor text names Garl and hints at the assistant's unsettling composure while tending to grim tasks. In practice the card is pragmatic rather than flashy. Use it to smooth draws, fuel graveyard triggers, enable artifact plays, or chump block until you can turn incremental advantage into a win. Near Mint condition ensures the artwork and borders are crisp, which collectors and players both appreciate. Add one to your toolbox and test the margins of your blue builds today.
Card Details:
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Mana Cost – {1}{U}
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Card Type – Creature
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Subtypes – Human Wizard
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Card Text / Rules Text (Printed) – {T}, Mill a card: Add {C}. (To mill a card, put the top card of your library into your graveyard.)
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Power / Toughness – 1/1
